I am now, as you know, getting the BIG D, and I have decided I am throwing myself a Divorcee Soiree. Yup, you heard it here first. I am having a soiree. I don't know the date or time or year just yet, but I have decided to register for what I actually want right here right now. A declaration if you will of my own Big D Queendom.

This is my Big D Registry. Please feel free to check it out and peruse at your leisure. I'm super excited about it. I made it with my bff Claude and lo and behold, there is not one item from Macy's. How fabulous.